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captain caveman.

by Eddy Crash

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lyrics

Out here to spread good will like hunting
Judge on the plate just runs no bunting
I keep the peace no opps no one ting
Don't mess with babe he's the true home run king

I am the craic they fiend like junkies
Stirred off the brew they say I'm Punk
E whir up the blades and get them talking
Chapped off the beat we catch them stalking

Fast off the heat yoga like Dhalsim

Run fast when you hear that click back
Drop stacks like a game boy sit back
Tough shit off the north I'm big bad
One hit make you seasick like Sinbad
Big ups they know don't try I been that
Fuck round let'em try and spin that

Don't stress when y'all act like Pinheads
Still on the track y'all know I been dead
EC the GOAT they know that been said
I saw the deal and I left it on read

I hit the lane
Scattering gravel til they know my name
I pull on crowns like they're helmets good game
I am a terror from beyond the grave

Rowdy roddy Piper Michelle Pfeiffer in the cipher
You don't wanna see me swing the pipe sir
Run this shit like Rikers
Lay her horizontal like a dyke or I will get her lifted elevated like we on a hike

Wrecking the code
Burying everything you ever sold
I won't stop working til I get the gold
I got the medal on layaway hold
Don't be surprised if December gets cold

Stuck like city traffic
Trapped inside boughta make magic
Spit vile like home tests
Rank file like soldiers
mandem got plaques all up in the folders
Top o the mornin like Folgers

bad bitch showin
Giants on the D goal throwin
Flow so cold its snowed in
Shots mind blowin
Progress flowin
Rap ain't shit lemme go in

Shooter for my dog John Wick
Bet I make ya boys feel sick
Faggot but it sound so slick

jumped in that ship like a stowaway
Fuck what you wanna say
I'm making deals on the layaway
Stealing like pirate bay
I'mma be doing it all til my dyin day
Bitch I ain't deaf fuck your deal put the sign away

I am the abbot costello my preacher
I lukr in the water you're prey for the creature
I'm bigger than Amazon bring all your weapons
This dickhead don't play like a Catholic erection
I'm runningit all like the world is my section

All my friends posted up in drag, yes homo

Rebel to the Empire State, Han Solo

Higher than the entire state, fuck Cuomo

I will never ever drop the ball, no Romo

Never need a coin to chomp the bit, no FOMO


I go mean like Frolo, Baggin Frodo, mustache like Marquis De Soto wiping rappers off the planet make’em go extinct like dodos


Bow

Look at me now

Fuckin it up like a dick in the clouds

I cannot drown


All of my friends they be clowning like Eddy the king where his crown?


Grew my shit straight out the ground

Take your shit back to your town


Smokin ya verses like cloud

Aint doin shit for the clout

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released February 11, 2022
Produced by Room 2 Recording @mostlyeverything

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